Alpha Male Cat Shirt | Ironic Unicorn Fantasy Tee | Alpha Male Tee for Men | Vintage Style Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Gift for Him

🦄 Ever seen an Alpha Male represented by majestic unicorns and fluffy felines? No? Well, buckle up! This ain't your average "tough guy" tee. It's a paradox wrapped in cotton, and it's amazing.

This shirt is softer than a kitten's purr, with a vintage wash that's cooler than the other side of the pillow. Featuring a design that screams "I'm secure enough to love unicorns AND cats," this shirt is a conversation starter, a statement piece, and possibly the most comfortable thing you'll ever wear.

✨ Alpha-Level Features:
100% cotton (softer than a cloud made of kittens)
Vintage wash for that perfectly worn-in feel
Durable print that'll outlast your last relationship
Unisex sizing (because Alphas come in all shapes and sizes)

Imagine gifting this to your boyfriend, your brother, or even yourself. Picture the laughter, the double-takes, the sheer bewilderment. This isn't just a shirt; it's a lifestyle. An ironic, hilarious, comfortable lifestyle. This Alpha Male tee is great as a unique gift for that special someone in your life!

Meet your new favorite vintage-inspired graphic tee from SillyRaccoonCo! 🦝✨
Crafted from ultra-soft, heavyweight cotton, this unisex Comfort Colors shirt delivers that nostalgic retro vibe you've been searching for. Perfectly suited for everyday casual wear, festival outfits, or laid-back weekend adventures, it's sure to become your go-to comfy classic. 🌟

The Good Stuff: ⭐

Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton 🌿

Built tough with heavyweight (6.1 oz) fabric 💪

Pre-shrunk & color-locked 🔒

Double-stitched for extra durability ✨

Looking for a unique gift idea for her or him? 🎁
Whether it's a birthday, graduation, anniversary, Christmas, or just because—you can't go wrong with a trendy, humorous tee. Ideal for girlfriends, boyfriends, friends, family, or treating yourself (highly recommended!), our shirts promise high-quality prints, long-lasting comfort, and just the right amount of sarcastic charm.

Choose your style—Comfort Colors for that vintage washed, cozy feel, or Gildan for a crisp, classic look. Either way, you're rocking the best in sustainable fashion.

Why you'll love it:
✔️ Super soft & heavyweight cotton
✔️ Trendy, vintage aesthetic
✔️ Perfect gift for him or her
✔️ Unisex sizing, comfy fit
✔️ Pre-shrunk & durable

Stay weird, stay comfy, stay stylish with SillyRaccoonCo! 🦝💚

Size Specifications: 📏

Comfort Colors Unisex Tee: 👕

- S: Width: 18" / Length: 27" (46 cm / 68 cm)
- M: Width: 20" / Length: 28" (51 cm / 71 cm)
- L: Width: 22" / Length: 29" (56 cm / 75 cm)
- XL: Width: 24" / Length: 31" (61 cm / 78 cm)
- 2XL: Width: 26" / Length: 32" (66 cm / 80 cm)
- 3XL: Width: 28" / Length: 33" (70 cm / 83 cm)
- 4XL: Width: 30" / Length: 34" (76 cm / 85 cm)

Gildan Unisex Tee: 👕

- S: Width 18" / Length 28" (46 cm / 71 cm)
- M: Width 20" / Length 29" (51 cm / 74 cm)
- L: Width 22" / Length 30" (56 cm / 76 cm)
- XL: Width 24" / Length 31" (61 cm / 79 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" / Length 32" (66 cm / 81 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" / Length 33" (71 cm / 84 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" / Length 34" (76 cm / 86 cm)

Gildan Youth Tee:👕

- XS: Width: 16.14 / Length: 20.47 (41.00 cm / 52 cm)
- S: Width: 16.93 / Length: 22.05 (43.00 cm / 56 cm)
- M: Width: 18.11 / Length: 23.62 (46.00 cm / 60 cm)
- L: Width: 18.90 / Length: 25.20 (48.00 cm / 64 cm)
- XL: Width: 20.08 / Length: 26.38 (51.00 cm / 67 cm)

Sizing Tips: 📏

Runs true to size. For an oversized look, we recommend sizing up one or two sizes!

🧼 Care Instructions: 🧺 Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low - easy peasy! ✨

👕 Production Time & Shipping Information 🚚

Processing Time: 2-5 business days ⏱️

Comfort Colors Shirts: 📦

✈️ United States: 2-5 business days
🌍 Australia, Canada, UK & Europe: 7-15 business days (shipped from USA)
🌎 Rest of World: 15-25 business days (shipped from USA)

Gildan Shirts: 📦

✈️ United States: 2-5 business days
🍁 Canada: 7-15 business days (shipped from USA)
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3-5 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5-10 business days
🦘 Australia: 2-5 business days
🌎 Rest of World: 15-25 business days (shipped from USA)

👕 Comfort Colors vs Gildan: What's the Difference?
Both are super comfy and durable, but here's how they compare:

Comfort Colors
• Extra soft feel, 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton
• Subtle vintage wash & lived-in look
• Great for cozy, laid-back style

Gildan
• Classic soft cotton, 5.3 oz
• Crisp and clean appearance
• More structured, traditional fit

Both are high quality – Comfort Colors just brings that extra softness and vintage vibe many love!

🎁 Gift Message Available
Sending this as a gift? We’re happy to include a personal note at no extra charge! Just leave your message at checkout. (Note: some shipping options may not support gift messages.)

🔁 Return & Order Policy Reminder:
Please note that all sales are final – we do not accept returns or exchanges due to sizing. 📏 Be sure to check the size guide carefully before placing your order!

🛡️ Order Issues?
If your item arrives damaged or gets lost in transit, we’ll make it right – just reach out with a photo or tracking concern and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund ASAP.

Your satisfaction means the world to us! 💌

ℹ️ Additional Information:

- 🎨 Product colors may vary slightly from digital representations due to monitor settings.
- 📦 International Orders: Please note that international shipments may incur local customs fees.
- ⚠️ All sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges due to sizing issues. Please review the size guide carefully before ordering.
- 💌 Questions? The Silly Raccoon Team is Here to Help! Reach out with any questions – we're committed to your happiness and a 5-star experience! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Materials: Cotton.